A Garage Sale Woman
September 19, 2009
Well, the garage sale is over and I was pleased to net 293.00. I also still have an inflatable whale in case anyone is interested. It’s priced at .25
One of my customers inspired a song that I’d like to share with you. It has no tune yet … perhaps there is someone out there who could write one:
She’s a woman on a mission striding up my drive
With her stovepipe jeans and her ruby lips
Her high-heel shoes and her sashay hips
She’s not the prettiest woman alive …
But she’s a Garage Sale Woman!
A Garage Sale Woman!
And she’s pretty to me if she’s got my price
She passed up the baubles and the clothes in a pile
She rushed right through the jewelry aisle
Turned up her nose at the kitchen magic
Smiled as she looked at all my gadgets …
She’s a Garage Sale Woman!
A Garage Sale Woman!
And she’s pretty to me if she’s got my price
It was all over quick as she made her choice
A six foot cable – and her husky voice
Said “this is it” … as she prepared to spend
“I like it because of the pretty ends”!
She’s a Garage Sale Woman!
A Garage Sale Woman!
And she’s pretty to me if she’s got my price