A Garage Sale Woman

Well, the garage sale is over and I was pleased to net 293.00.  I also still have an inflatable whale in case anyone is interested.  It’s priced at .25

One of my customers inspired a song that I’d like to share with you.  It has no tune yet … perhaps there is someone out there who could write one:

She’s a woman on a mission striding up my drive
With her stovepipe jeans and her ruby lips
Her high-heel shoes and her sashay hips
She’s not the prettiest woman alive …

But she’s a Garage Sale Woman!
A Garage Sale Woman!
And she’s pretty to me if she’s got my price

She passed up the baubles and the clothes in a pile
She rushed right through the jewelry aisle
Turned up her nose at the kitchen magic
Smiled as she looked at all my gadgets …

She’s a Garage Sale Woman!
A Garage Sale Woman!
And she’s pretty to me if she’s got my price

It was all over quick as she made her choice
A six foot cable – and her husky voice
Said “this is it” … as she prepared to spend
“I like it because of the pretty ends”!

She’s a Garage Sale Woman!
A Garage Sale Woman!
And she’s pretty to me if she’s got my price

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